May 12 & 13: The Hollow Mountain & The Puffins

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We woke belatedly on Tuesday.  The heavy rainfall overnight had meant that the flow as well as the waterfalls were fifty-fifty heavier than they had been the previous twenty-four hours , as well as it was quite a meditative sound.  I dragged the blankets out into the lounge room as well as Nicholas poked the smoldering embers from terminal night’s dismiss , getting the dismiss going again. 
Vincent came as well as sat downwards yesteryear the dismiss , Black Cat taking his exit to become on parole.  We hadn’t had much planned except a hearty breakfast , as well as decided to caput to Cruachan Mountain (kru-kan mountain) to receive got a facial expression at the hydro flora that they construct into Ben Cruachan inwards the 60’s.

They’d made a huge dam upward inwards a mount corrie , as well as allowed the H2O to run through pipes within the mount as well as downwards to the loch below to generate power.  At times when they didn’t demand much ability , they could contrary it , as well as suck H2O dorsum upward to the dam.  This made me worry virtually the fish inwards the dam , but the guide explained that they had nets to halt anything getting sucked upward before I could ask.

Inside the mount they were long tunnels , large plenty to allow a double-decker , as well as a huge bedroom , large plenty to gibe the Tower of London inside.  They housed the iv large pony motors , which Nicholas tells me start the generators.  The utilization of the pony (or starter) motor agency that they tin can receive got ability to homes inwards virtually 28 seconds.  If they exactly allow the H2O inwards as well as allow the generators larn themselves going , it’d accept virtually 2 minutes.

Cruachan doesn’t run continuously , entirely at peak times when the grid needs a boost , but it tin can ability the Britain at peak unloosen energy for something similar xvi hours without needing to suck H2O dorsum up.  Amazing.

They had a nifty model of the within of the generator , which Nicholas liked as well as I didn’t actually sympathise , as well as they also had a wooden mural depicting the legend of the mount as well as the Queen using a scepter to convey electricity to the province (the Queen pulled the switch that turned the generator on).  It reminded me of the Assyrian fine art nosotros saw at the British Museum that depicted kings as well as leaders doing things that other people manifestly did.  I form of honey monarchical propaganda , fifty-fifty though I’m non into the monarchy.  I did notice Prince Harry was looking for somebody to receive got his babies though.

Back at the trouble solid , nosotros had to create a large overhaul as well as a large sort of all our things.  The boat trip was on for Midweek (I’m currently on the ferry to Mull!) as well as on Th nosotros are dropping off the motorcar , thus nosotros had to reorganize all the loose bits nether the seats as well as floating around inwards the ether.  This took longer than expected as well as at 20 minutes yesteryear midnight , Cara decided to become walkabout as well as Nicholas was running around the yard with a caput torch on trying to uncovering her.  Black Cat didn’t specially tending , as well as was sitting beside the dismiss , which was eating all the pamphlets as well as magazines we’d picked upward as well as didn’t demand anymore.

We did halt yesteryear Castle Stalker to accept some pictures , because we'd been driving yesteryear it almost every day.

Black Cat

This forenoon nosotros were upward early on (too early) as well as Nicholas had a speed shower spell I packed upward the create clean clothing as well as organised our backpack for the day.  We forced downwards breakfast as well as left after than anticipated , thus sped along the windy route towards Oban.  Nicholas parked the motorcar inwards the long-term bay , spell I collected a ringlet of tickets from the tour company.  This was our starting fourth dimension pre-planned tour twenty-four hours (possibly last) as well as nosotros were to see iv islands: Mull , Lunga , Staffa as well as Iona.  Mull is the stopover isle that takes you lot to the proficient stuff.  Lunga is PUFFIN ISLAND.  Staffa is a geologists dream.   Iona is where Columba stopped over on his way to mainland Scotland on his majority conversion , but they also receive got some prissy beaches.

We got the ferry to Mull as well as directly jumped on a tour double-decker with lots of other tourists , most of them American.  I barbarous asleep after virtually 3 minutes as well as Nicholas entertained himself yesteryear taking embarrassing pictures of me.  The double-decker takes you lot from 1 destination of Mull to the other , as well as this takes virtually an hour.  I’m non certain why it takes thus long , but it does.  At Fionphort (which I had been reading every bit Finport but is manifestly Fyon-fort) you lot boundary on a smaller boat as well as they ferry you lot around to the islands.  We were doing the biggest , best as well as longest tour , thus nosotros got on the starting fourth dimension boat.

The master copy onboard had a golden Labrador to assist him steer , as well as at that spot was some other bloke who to a greater extent than oft than non hung around as well as helped elevator the uncoordinated passengers (ie. me) on as well as off the boat at the stops.  Before we’d fifty-fifty got to our starting fourth dimension isle , which was Lunga , he slowed downwards as well as pointed out a little colony of seals to us.  They were lying , some half-submerged , on the rocks , similar large , fatty , spotty bananas.  I told Nicholas this.

“Ah , aye ,” he said , “is that their scientific name?  Big Fat Spotted Banana Seal.”

“Yes ,” I replied.  “The Atlanticus Bananicus Pinnipedicus is its proper name.”  Nicholas rolled his eyes at me as well as ate a chocolate-covered muesli bar.

A dark bun , the starting fourth dimension creature nosotros spotted when nosotros arrived on Lunga

A wee sea parrot

The starting fourth dimension halt was Lunga , as well as it was the best stop.  When the human driving the boat says , “there’s a colony of virtually 3000 puffins” you lot call upward that you’ll in all likelihood consider lots of them diving around as well as catching fish , as well as a handful of them mightiness live nesting on land.  If you lot idea that , similar I did , you lot would live overwhelmingly , incredibly wrong.  From the instant nosotros scrambled upward the slippery rocks as well as flora ourselves on the headland , nosotros were bombarded yesteryear fatty lilliputian balls of feathers with orangish beaks as well as large orangish feet.

Puffins aren’t every bit good bothered yesteryear humans.  In fact , when humans are around they tend to relax a lilliputian chip , because it agency that sea eagles as well as things won’t come upward as well as prey upon them.  We could larn quite closed to them without bothering them at all.  So , we’ve exactly rock-hopped over moisture rocks as well as seaweed as well as scrambled upward some rocks to uncovering ourselves on the headland – notwithstanding solitary at this indicate because nosotros raced ahead – confronted yesteryear a proficient 50 puffins.  Before nosotros left for the tour , Nicholas as well as I had bet how many puffins nosotros would see; I said 50 , Nicholas said 20 ,000.  I won , but it was a closer margin than expected.

Lunga

A bunny with a grass beard

Knowing that this apartment headland would presently live covered inwards other tourists , nosotros continued walking through the mud as well as over boulders as well as through the grass until nosotros came to some other clearing.  Several rabbits had been hopping around beside us , including 1 really pretty lilliputian dark rabbit , as well as Nicholas was taking pictures of a chocolate-brown rabbit eating some grass when I called him over.

I was standing inwards forepart of a mini isle , exactly off Lunga , that was to a greater extent than of a sea stack pointing out of the Blue Planet , but to a greater extent than square-shaped.  It was cliffs on all sides , as well as every available nook , cranny as well as cleft housed a razorbill.  They were squawking as well as crying out as well as making a fuss , as well as you lot could discern several puffins with the throng yesteryear their vibrant feet.  Several regal cormorants were swooping out of the sea as well as landing inwards forepart of us , opening their beaks wide.

Literally thousands of razorbills

We changed direction when nosotros happened on some aggressive , nesting cormorants as well as nosotros feared they mightiness abandon their nests , as well as walked downwards to a little inlet where 4 or five lilliputian puffins sat inwards a trace , similar that Pink Floyd album embrace with all the painted ladies.  I was sitting quietly , watching them preen themselves as well as stare curiously at us newcomers , spell Nicholas took pictures.  It wasn’t long until five puffins became 20 , as well as 4 to a greater extent than cormorants joined them , as well as and thus a dyad of razorbills every bit well.  I inched closer to their lilliputian grouping , who were on the really border of the cliffy inlet , as well as 1 especially curious lilliputian puffin edged closer to me until nosotros were less than 2 feet apart.  After almost one-half an hr of watching the puffins as well as cormorants as well as razorbills flitting inwards as well as around us as well as beingness thus un-bothered yesteryear us that they tucked inwards for asleep , other tourist cottoned on as well as nosotros were joined yesteryear a handful of other camera-wielding holiday-goers.  It was pretty magical , as well as actually ignited a honey for the fatty lilliputian fuzzy birds.  They’re thus small.  They’re similar lilliputian toys!

From Lunga nosotros got dorsum onto the boat as well as sped downwards to Staffa , which was an isle gifted yesteryear a married adult man on behalf of his married adult woman to the Scottish Trust.  For her birthday.  I’m yet to come across a adult woman who would similar somebody to give her isle to somebody else for her ain birthday , but I don’t receive got a plethora of islands to spare.  Staffa is a pretty amazing isle , though.  It’s famous for a serial of basalt caves , formed yesteryear erupting volcanoes on Mull.  Fingal’s Cave , which is the most famous of the caves , features 3 dissimilar basalt formations , including the columnar form , as well as looks to a greater extent than similar a master copy craftsman sculpted it than moulded from lava.  Mother nature is badass.

We dubbed this isle Sombrero Island , because nosotros weren't certain what it was called.

Staffa 

We climbed as well as stepped as well as slipped over the columns until nosotros reached the oral cavity of the cave , which was tall as well as deep as well as broad – to a greater extent than similar entering a cathedral than a sea cave.  Nick whistled to examination out the acoustics.  They were top-notch.  The H2O was brilliant turquoise as well as shimmering nether the Sun , but every bit it compaction its way to the dorsum of the cave , it began to facial expression dark as well as mysterious , the cave casting all way of foreign shadows inwards the depths.  Nick took some recordings of the waves , as well as thus nosotros listened to the eerie current of air music he had recorded , as well as they sounded similar whales calling out to us playing over each other.

The terminal isle on our lilliputian risk was Iona , which had a greater emphasis on Christianity than its pale , glittery beaches , which I call upward was an oversight on their part.  Lots of people opted to receive got a beer as well as an H2O ice cream at the many , many cafes that littered the tiny isle , but nosotros went walking through some crofts to larn to the Monk’s Beach , where Vikings massacred a whole bunch of monks.  We considered stopping yesteryear the abbey , but it was a paid entry , as well as nosotros weren’t keen plenty on St Columba to pay it a visit. 

Back on Mull , our driver gave us a chip of a guided tour , giving us the low-down on every famous individual who’s e'er been to Mull (Damien Lewis , Sean Connery , Catherine Zeta Jones as well as Michael Douglas) , every criminal offence that’s e'er been committed (a human grew cannabis to soothe his arthritis once) as well as telling us stories virtually the wellness tending inwards Mull.  Apparently it’s excellent.  The most interesting affair was in all likelihood virtually the Highland cattle , which are most unremarkably naturally the dark diversity , but the Queen liked them chocolate-brown , thus at nowadays at that spot are to a greater extent than oft than non chocolate-brown ones.  Go figure.

The existent boat master

The Nunnery

We arrived dorsum inwards Oban , tired as well as in all likelihood to a greater extent than freckled than when nosotros left , but drove on until nosotros striking Loch Lomond where we’d live planned to kip for the night.  We caught a really killer sunset when nosotros took a incorrect plough on the roundabout , clouds burning highlighter pinkish inwards the distance.  A few days before , we’d noticed text on the map , with monuments as well as identify names , which only read “Rest as well as Be Thankful” , thus nosotros drove there.  It’s supposed to live a sentry , but nosotros missed it as well as slept inwards a large passing place.  When nosotros woke upward as well as drove dorsum way nosotros came , nosotros saw Rest as well as live Thankful , but at that spot was already a nutrient truck setting upward , thus it’s in all likelihood proficient nosotros didn’t slumber there.

One of the many castles belonging to the MacLeans on Mull

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April 2 & 3: A cemetery for dogs & cracking the da Vinci code

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Nicholas getting inward touching on amongst his Scottish Heritage

Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 few times nosotros had intended to larn to Edinburgh castle , but this was the twenty-four hours it all came to fruition. We got upward squeamish together with early on , walked downward to the castle together with started off amongst a tour.  The guy's hollo was James together with was , manifestly , business office of a long trace of piece of employment of James' to pass fourth dimension at the castle.  It was a pretty brief touring , going over some Scottish history that he claimed he wasn't quite hence good versed in.  We didn't know whatever amend hence nosotros couldn't right him.

We had a flake of a compass out of the Scottish jewels which were non quite every bit spectacular every bit those at the Tower of London , but I was pretty fond of the staff.  Scotland is cool.

Next , Nick together with I popped into the Great Hall , where a real Scottish looking lad was giving weapon demonstrations.  Nicholas was lucky plenty to endure picked (or , I was obvious plenty that I wanted him to endure picked) to endure rugged upward inward Highlander chic. He had the laurels of beingness a Scottish pigfarmer named Hamish from but exterior Inverness , recruited to struggle inward the Battle of Culloden (like inward Outlander).  I recall I enjoyed it to a greater extent than than he did.  That’s ok amongst me.

Nick beingness kilted upward (it takes a human to wearable a dress)

You tin flip the tartan over your caput for a handy hood inward mutual frigidity weather.

Our handy guide demonstrating a peachy means to stun your opponent if your weapons don't produce the trick: but disrobe.  "Because if there's i affair to a greater extent than intimidating than a horde of large , hairy , angry men chargin' towards yous , it's a horde of large , hairy , angry naked men."

Just downward from a tiny niggling chapel in that location was a cemetery for soldier’s dogs.  This made me particularly deplorable but also happy because it reminded me but how much the Scots beloved their dogs.  There are dogs everywhere inward Scotland.  On the strange occasion yous come across places signed that state they demand to endure on a atomic number 82 , but most of the fourth dimension they but roam costless , trotting along yesteryear their human’s feet.  It’s amazing.  It’s the best.  I beloved Scotland.

The cemetery for soldier's dogs.  RIP Scamp.

I bailed early on from Edinburgh Castle , leaving Nicholas to facial expression at the state of war museum department yesteryear himself.  I walked yesteryear a huge plain of daffodils (daffodils are everywhere inward Edinburgh) to the High St , where I was having a handling at the Lush Spa.  In illustration you’re non aware , I move at Lush together with I beloved Lush (Lush is Love.  Lush is Life).  In some countries (ie non Australia) , they receive got spas that are amazing inward everywhere together with similar tiny English linguistic communication province cottages that odour amazing together with serve yous tea together with jammy dodgers.  I had a handling called Synaesthesia , based on the status , which 2 of the founders have.  It was totally immersive together with smelt hence proficient together with the massage was also hence good.  I beloved Lush.  It was a proficient day.

 The 1 o'clock gun hence yous tin synchronise your timekeepers onboard!

Edinburgh together with Arthur's Seat 

This whiskey is thirteen 600 pounds.  POUNDS.  We did some whiskey tasting though.  It was gooooood.

There are lots of pictures of Nicholas inward this post.  Here's i of me.

We were thinking close heading to a pub for dinner , but were hence relaxed from our spa that nosotros caput dorsum to Fergus’ identify to lookout adult man some Outlander (I watched Outlander.  Nicholas read Sherlock Holmes , fifty-fifty though he totally wanted to lookout adult man Outlander).

The side yesteryear side twenty-four hours was Good Fri , hence a reasonable twenty-four hours to see a religious establishment.  Cue: Rosslyn Chapel.  The conditions was pretty poor together with nosotros had to run for our bus.  The staff at the Chapel were incredibly sugariness niggling erstwhile women.  One annoying affair close Scotland is that most places solely give yous concession access if you’re  a) actually erstwhile , b) disabled.  Students don’t count.  At the Chapel , I asked if I could larn concession entry amongst a pupil carte du jour , she asked if Nicholas together with I were both students , nosotros said solely me , together with she waved her paw together with gave us 2 pupil tickets anyway.

Then she said , “Now , today is Good Fri hence in that location volition endure quite a few people inward in that location praying.”

We nodded , expecting her to inform us that nosotros needed to endure serenity , pay our respects , etc.

“Just ignore them.  They’ll complete upward close three.  Have a proficient twenty-four hours ,” she said.  It wasn’t what nosotros expected.

We went within , were handed a pair of sound guides yesteryear some other friendly erstwhile lady , together with started making our means roughly the Chapel.  It actually is an incredibly detailed carved Chapel.  This was all real beautiful together with in that location were some cool stories behind some of the carvings (all the information could endure found inward pictures together with videos exterior the Chapel: it was real high tech) but in that location was also a cat.  The cats ever win inward my book.

The Chapel

Standing exterior the Chapel

So many daffodils inward Scotland right now!

I’ll tell yous i affair close the Chapel earlier I tell yous close the cat.  There was a pillar that a stonemason had made , together with he requested his apprentice brand another.  Basically , when the bricklayer went away for a piece , the apprentice made i that was a meg times amend together with , when the bricklayer returned , he was hence mad close beingness upstaged that he hitting him over the caput amongst a stonemasonry tool together with killed him.  Here’s a less bastardised version of the same floor I found on Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosslyn_Chapel#Apprentice_pillar

Back to the cat.  One Lord's Day , a identify unit of measurement from the town of Roslin wandered to the Chapel together with their niggling dark together with white kitten followed them.  They left.  The truthful cat found the identify plumbing equipment together with stayed.  Perhaps ironically , or perchance they changed it afterward they adopted him , his hollo was William (William St Clair was the founder of the Chapel).  Another friendly together with tiny erstwhile lady distracted William from the pats Nicholas together with I were showering him amongst to give him biscuits.  She started telling us a host of stories close the quite large tuxedo cat.

On i occasion , a lady was getting married inward the Chapel inward a beautiful designer gown amongst a long train.  They asked her if she wanted them to relocate William for the service together with she said he was fine to remain inward the pews , where he unremarkably liked to sit.  As she processed downward the aisle , William decided to accept a ride on her develop together with hence curled upward for a slumber during the “I do”s.

On some other occasion , he brought inward a one-half eaten rabbit together with dropped it yesteryear the altar during Eucharist.  I couldn’t brand this materials upward if I tried.

You can't accept pictures within the Chapel , where William was , hence I pinched this i off the internet.

After Rosslyn Chapel , nosotros felt a flake obliged to come across a few landmarks together with monuments that nosotros hadn't had a jeopardy to come across yet.  I couldn't tell yous what they were for or who commissioned them or what they were called.  It was actually mutual frigidity together with I was feeling a flake coach sick from the trip to Rosslyn.  Here's a yoke of pictures. (I wrote this earlier I looked through the pictures together with in that location were real few of the monuments together with but a lot of me , which shows yous were Nicholas' priorities were)

Me inward front end of Edinburgh

Holyrood Palace (which nosotros also never had fourth dimension to see)

One of the aforementioned monuments

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March 25 & 26: Back to the British Museum and a Day of Monsters

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Nicholas as well as the Rosetta Stone

After our root view to the British Museum , nosotros realised we'd require to shuffle our schedule as well as brand approximately other trip there.  We planned to brand it brilliant as well as early on thence nosotros could ability through Hellenic Republic & Rome , Assyria as well as Mesopotamia , as well as encounter a lilliputian to a greater extent than of the Age of Enlightenment room.  We did a tour in that location alongside a friendly former lady who told stories of King Henry III's collection of objects as well as antiquities which were donated to the museum past times his boy (who replaced his library of curiosities alongside a novel kitchen).  We too had a experience as well as play alongside a few objects , including a calcite makeup pot from 3000BC inwards Egypt.  The fifty-fifty friendlier , fifty-fifty older volunteer who was showing them to us explained that it would possess got been role of a travelling gear upward of makeup pots.

"For a rattling long journeying ," she insisted.  "The longest journey.  They wouldn't dare become to the afterlife without approximately makeup to doll upward for the gods."

Craig joined us at the British Museum for a hateful solar daytime of exploring as well as gallivanting!

Nicholas exploring objects from the Parthenon 

Making friends alongside 'unnamed Homeric figures'

Looking at all the representation of gods as well as monsters , especially inwards the Greek as well as Assyrian fine art , made me experience truly connected to these ancient civilisations.  It was similar I was role of this long business of artists trying to describe as well as sympathise monsters , as well as the role of animals as well as people together. 

A hybrid deity/monster/protector from Assyrian art

That nighttime nosotros went to Forbidden Planet , a huge comic mass as well as pop civilization store , earlier heading to a vegan cafe inwards Covent Garden.  We chatted for a truly long fourth dimension alongside Lena as well as Oliver , who are a truly , truly sugariness couple.

The next hateful solar daytime nosotros had intended to become dorsum to the British  Museum , exactly nosotros didn't truly brand it.  While nosotros were demolishing raw vegan cheesecakes the nighttime earlier , Oliver stressed the amazing-ness of the Hunterian Museum.  They identify most of John Hunter's surgical specimens in that location , including many a foetus , a giant skeleton as well as heaps of other 'anomalies' including a two-headed sheep as well as conjoined babe skull.  Oliver insisted nosotros would solely pass an hr there.  We spent three.

Technically yous can't accept whatever pictures inwards the Hunterian... oops.

We had a few precious hours inwards London left as well as I was desperate to view a lilliputian store I had seen online called Hoxton Street Monster Supplies (why I wanted to become in that location should become without saying).  It was perfect.  Upon entry , yous could listen the purrs as well as mews of an invisible truthful cat as well as encounter collections of curious-looking wares.  They were nearly all nutrient products , alongside the actual ingredients listed underneath.  Many contained stories past times professional person or amateur horror writers , as well as all proceeds from the store went to an afterschool creative writing programme for local kids as well as teenagers.   It was pretty awesome.

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

Nicholas had been expressing a pretty enterprise wish to become to a rave store called Cyberdog (???) which was nigh Camden markets.  Everything was lit upward nether blacklight as well as glowed as well as they had the craziest clothe , exactly nosotros couldn't accept pictures.  Nicholas bought approximately socks as well as a t-shirt.  He wanted a lot of other (very impractical) wearable items because - as well as I quote - "They remind me of the future."

We said an extremely hurried goodbye to Lena , who performed approximately songs as well as a monologue for us that she had been preparing for her audition , as well as went to instruct the overnight jitney to Edinburgh...

You hateful I brought all my magic beans hither for nothing?!

It's fudge , I promise.

We bought approximately 'Salt Made from Tears of Sorrow" because it was a mix of dried lavander as well as ocean salts which could a) brand a delicious roast veggie seasoning or b) go heated on a stove for incense properties.  The possibilities? Endless.

*Note: must utilization earlier attempting re-entry to Australia! (and maintain the bottle)

"CAUTION: delight accept help when stroking Wells , our invisible cat.  He's a lilliputian temperamental as well as may scratch if provoked."  Nicholas wants to 'install' an 'invisible cat' at our identify when nosotros return.  I hollo back Puck volition abhor it.

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